Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Why is my towel always out of reach when I need it?


So the travel date came sooner than we expected and with a shorter notice than we planned for. We got the word Friday that we needed to fly to Vietnam on the following weekend. I begin to realize I don't have all my things together. I haven't gotten any bottles! I haven't finished reading the 6-12 month chapter in the parenting book I got a few weeks ago! Some of my vaccinations aren't scheduled till after that! My FMLA isn't approved to start till later! How am I supposed to have documentation of the adoption before I can travel to DO the adoption! I have to go get some special bug repellent to prevent "dengue fever" or some other scary hemorrhagic fever type thing my doctor says I can get from the "day-time biting mosquitoes" or the other thing from the "night biting mosquitoes"! The bugs are working in shifts to get me! 32 hours of flights to get there! Tickets cost WHAT! It rains how many inches there? What do you mean FEET not inches! IPhone wont be out for 6 months! My name isn't Luke and I'm certain your not my father! Where is that towel? Get me some duct tape stat to keep it around my head for the next 18 years...

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